Claw and ScRaTCH....and...BITE,BITE!

Though mighty Lincolnstein might be among the annuls of Presidential history.......he found himself no match for Wolfsevelt and his ferocious animal energy. Slow and encumbered by sub-standard body parts, Wolfsevelt quickly put Humpty Dumpty back into a million pieces again.

President Woolfsevelt

What If and unbeknown st to the American People, President Roosevelt had led a secret life at night running out among the wild, and terrorizing the streets of our nation's capital? Those long hunting trips and safaris.....could they have been more than just mere adventure? Howooooooooooooo!!!!! Here comes the night.