EAT DIRT!

Master of weapons, ninja special, assassin extreme......they don't add up to much when a two ton clay monster makes play doh on your face.

KG BEAST

He's Russian. He's deadly, a master of weapons, and just plain mean. Oh mister Clay Face, you will be like putty in my hands, and I will shatter you like clay!

Charge of the General!

General George is #1 in the history books and #1 on the mat for a reason. He throws some serious SMACK down on the Electric Benjamin giving him a throat full of mister pretty.

The Generals In The House

Look at my pretties!....you will feel the cold steel of American Justice!

IRON MAN Battle -- MARK I Cannonball

After letting the Mark I tickle him with flame throwers and his other accouterments, the Mark III flies him up to the stratosphere.......and drops him.

Pure Salt Logic

Pulling out one from the classic Jame T. Kirk playbook....the salt sucker uses that ever handy shape shifting ability to bring Mr. Smartypants down to his invisible knees.

Can I Have More Salt Please?

A deadly shape shifting creature that feeds off salt....could be your lover, could be your friend, could even be your old country doctor.....but when you feel those suckers, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Claw and ScRaTCH....and...BITE,BITE!

Though mighty Lincolnstein might be among the annuls of Presidential history.......he found himself no match for Wolfsevelt and his ferocious animal energy. Slow and encumbered by sub-standard body parts, Wolfsevelt quickly put Humpty Dumpty back into a million pieces again.

Through Flames Of Fire He Stabith Thee!

From out of the gloom he comes.....in their darkest hour he rides. His path is destruction. Robots lay in his wake.