Partially cloudy with a chance of lightsaber

Time to prepared to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Darth Cthulhu has the power to cloud men's minds and make inky, which makes it tough to sense those force disturbances. Not blanching!

Darth Meduscious - Blanch at thy coming!

Darth Meduscious........a name of fear and dread that has spread it's way across the reaches of the galaxy, like a virus, like a plague. And now that plague has intersected the path of Darth Cthulhu!

Finally the Finale.....Cryptid Conclusion

Laying in his primeval shelter for months now......come on cryptids get hang nails too! Barmanu finally emerges to fight after his long cold silence. Within him is a fury that is unleashed. AghGHHHH.....BARMANU!!!

KG BEAST

He's Russian. He's deadly, a master of weapons, and just plain mean. Oh mister Clay Face, you will be like putty in my hands, and I will shatter you like clay!

Charge of the General!

General George is #1 in the history books and #1 on the mat for a reason. He throws some serious SMACK down on the Electric Benjamin giving him a throat full of mister pretty.

The Generals In The House

Look at my pretties!....you will feel the cold steel of American Justice!

IRON MAN Battle -- MARK I Cannonball

After letting the Mark I tickle him with flame throwers and his other accouterments, the Mark III flies him up to the stratosphere.......and drops him.

Pure Salt Logic

Pulling out one from the classic Jame T. Kirk playbook....the salt sucker uses that ever handy shape shifting ability to bring Mr. Smartypants down to his invisible knees.

Can I Have More Salt Please?

A deadly shape shifting creature that feeds off salt....could be your lover, could be your friend, could even be your old country doctor.....but when you feel those suckers, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Claw and ScRaTCH....and...BITE,BITE!

Though mighty Lincolnstein might be among the annuls of Presidential history.......he found himself no match for Wolfsevelt and his ferocious animal energy. Slow and encumbered by sub-standard body parts, Wolfsevelt quickly put Humpty Dumpty back into a million pieces again.

Through Flames Of Fire He Stabith Thee!

From out of the gloom he comes.....in their darkest hour he rides. His path is destruction. Robots lay in his wake.

ROBOT MONSTER vs WICKET - ROUND 1

Let the games begin......Wicket being overpowered by the brutal indescribable tactics of Monster Robot, quickly finds himself in a death grip, soon to be vaporized by deadly cosmic rays. But Wicket, coming from a race of creatures known throughout the universe for overcoming mathematically impossible odds, is not ready to give up yet. Who will it be?........da, da, DUMMMMM!!!

Robot Monster = Indescribable Terror

I've unleashed a devastating creature to take part in the first battle. A thing so terrible and monstrous.....that only but a handful ever survived to tell about it.


To fully understand the nature of this beast, a secret film was stolen showing the monster as it carves a path of destruction across the face of the planet.