The Rail Splitter

Woolfsevelt might have ferocious animal energy, but all the mighty Lincolnstein needs is one punch - and brass knuckles made of silver - to emancipate "Teddy" of his curse... and life. So much for the "trust buster".

Claw and ScRaTCH....and...BITE,BITE!

Though mighty Lincolnstein might be among the annuls of Presidential history.......he found himself no match for Wolfsevelt and his ferocious animal energy. Slow and encumbered by sub-standard body parts, Wolfsevelt quickly put Humpty Dumpty back into a million pieces again.

President Lincolnstein

Happy Presidents Day!

President Woolfsevelt

What If and unbeknown st to the American People, President Roosevelt had led a secret life at night running out among the wild, and terrorizing the streets of our nation's capital? Those long hunting trips and safaris.....could they have been more than just mere adventure? Howooooooooooooo!!!!! Here comes the night.

President Monster

In honor of the upcoming Presidents Day, we've decided to postpone Behemoth Battle for now and move onto a new entry. This scenario first involves picking a president from the annals of history and combining him with a classic movie monster and then painting a presidential portrait of the combination. Classy. Lincolnstein? Zombie Nixon? John Quincy Adamsula? Chester "A Wolfman" Arthur? After that we'll each paint a battle scene, which should serve as a model of how future congressional disagreements should be approached. Unleash Grover Cleveland! Muh-ha-ha-haaa.

Battle of the Behemoths!

For this week's challenge Mr. Shear and myself picked a giant monster from movies. The Challengers: In Jared's corner, standing approximately 30 meters high and weighing at 20,000 tons – Gezora, the mighty space cuttlefish! In my corner, standing at approximately 12 meters high and an undetermined weight, the Cyclops from the 7th Voyage of Sinbad. Sea monster vs. mythical monster man. Man in Rubber suit vs. Stop-motion animation. Calamari vs monster-who-lacks-depth-perception. Let the battle begin!

Pillow stuffing

How often do you get to make muscular robots choke ostriches? Not very, so you make every moment count. I had to ammend my pic to add in the pummeled mount, but I think you can tell it and the rider took a pasting by the new and improved Berzerk Bot. Oh yes...

Through Flames Of Fire He Stabith Thee!

From out of the gloom he comes.....in their darkest hour he rides. His path is destruction. Robots lay in his wake.

Thunderdome II -- Classic Atari

Oh how the crowds have been anxiously awaiting the next challengers to satisfy their blood lusts.....Well you asked for them, and you GOT THEM!! Facing off will be two opponents who's status among all fanboys has become legendary!! Introducing.......

And his challenger.....


Both of these scans were borrowed from a great site called AtariAge which is loaded with everything Atari, and that will take you back to the epic battles of your childhood.