Monday, August 1, 2011

Like a wet sack of meat


Howdy y'all! I've decided to not apologize for the lengthy absence of art being posted, but I'm still sorry anyhow. This image is the continuation from the last post: a battle at the bottom between Red Bee and Arm-fall-off Boy, two c-list DC Comic characters. I've always imagined that AFOB would have to wet drooly stumps to lubricate his arms. And getting smacked by one would have the same effect as being hit by a dog-slobbered ham. Enjoy

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Apiary Avenger


Dressed in a flimsy blouse, mask and striped tights, The Red Bee uses a stinger gun and trained bees to fight crime. His secret weapon: a bee named Michael he keeps in a secret compartment in his belt buckle. Somewhere Batman is laughing, brandishing his utility belt.

Friday, October 15, 2010

BIGGEST LOSERS - Superhero Style


Thunderdome is back with a vengeance!!   This time the challengers are not your regular A-team, B-team............or even D-team superheroes for that matter.  We have covered the galaxy far and wide to bring you two of the most pathetic heroes of all time.  May I present to you Arm-Fall-Off-Boy!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Partially cloudy with a chance of lightsaber

Time to prepared to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Darth Cthulhu has the power to cloud men's minds and make inky, which makes it tough to sense those force disturbances. Not blanching!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Darth Meduscious - Blanch at thy coming!

Darth Meduscious........a name of fear and dread that has spread it's way across the reaches of the galaxy, like a virus, like a plague. And now that plague has intersected the path of Darth Cthulhu!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sith 2.0 - Darth Meduscious

My quick 60 minute version of a sith went from a very Borg like appearance to a more Medusa like apperance. I was unhappy with what I had, so quickly erased and came up with this. Cthulhu Sith beware!!

Design a Sith while you wait!



Mr. Shear and I cranked out some quick sith designs in 60 minutes. Meet Darth Cthulhu, more squid than man. Able to cloud men's minds and senses with inky blackness. Mr. Shear?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Finally the Finale.....Cryptid Conclusion

Laying in his primeval shelter for months now......come on cryptids get hang nails too! Barmanu finally emerges to fight after his long cold silence. Within him is a fury that is unleashed. AghGHHHH.....BARMANU!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Cryptid Clash

How did they find themselves face to face when their territories are half a world apart? It's wild man versus devil. While the wild man is smaller than a Yeti, it still has considerable strength. When found off and grappling in the air, only one can persist while the other suffers gravity's dominion.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

BBB - Barmanu Battle Boy


From a long list of possible cryptid challengers I choose for myself a warrior from the Shishi-kuh valley in Pakistan.......the dreaded Barmanu! Jersey Devil BEWARE!!!!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Welcome to the Pine Barrens

Forgive my long absense due to my search for the strange and unknown in parts far and away. Pictured above is a fantastical illustration of the Jersey Devil. Is it the Leed's family cursed hellspawn? A long extinct flying dinosaur? The Sandhill crane? A Hammerhead bat? A Great horned owl? Who knows? But Beware. Mr. Shear, I await your worst.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Modern Monster Melee

Mr. Shear and I each will be picking a cryptozoological creature (or cryptid) or a modern monster of legend and then pit them in battle against each other. This is for creatures from a more modern era (i.e. reported in newspapers or other modern media). With cryptids it seem like there's more of a possibility of them being real while monsters of urban legend are much less so. Some monsters may fit into either category ("Bigfoot" or "Nessie" for example). In the end, I think something more unreal is much more fun to render ... and rend asunder.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

EAT DIRT!

Master of weapons, ninja special, assassin extreme......they don't add up to much when a two ton clay monster makes play doh on your face.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Battle Down Below

This battle is long overdue, so it's going to be down and dirty, in the sewer. Sure, Clayface may look a bit more like doody instead of clay. Or maybe a little shiny, like my lower intestines. Purely unintentional. But it does add to the atmosphere, doesn't it? It's the battle down below (in my pants -- Thanks H. Birdman), just like when I have tacos from the local street cart.

Friday, July 25, 2008

KG BEAST


He's Russian. He's deadly, a master of weapons, and just plain mean. Oh mister Clay Face, you will be like putty in my hands, and I will shatter you like clay!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Batman Villians: Clayface

In honor of the new Batman movie, this challenge is to pick a villain from the rogues' gallery to do battle. I choose you Clayface! Who knows what shape I'll assume to pummel Jared's choice into oblivion? Give me a hug!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Batman Villian Royale


For the next battle, two of the most vile and criminally insane villains from Batman's vast gallery of rogues will go toe to toe in the FANBOY THUNDERDOME!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Charge of the General!

General George is #1 in the history books and #1 on the mat for a reason. He throws some serious SMACK down on the Electric Benjamin giving him a throat full of mister pretty.

Schooled on the Virtues

While Ben Franklin was a scientist and philospher, he sometimes turned to his greatest assets, his twin muskets -- he called temperance and tranquility -- to debate a point. Feel the savagery of the wild turkey!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Generals In The House

Look at my pretties!....you will feel the cold steel of American Justice!