Monday, August 1, 2011
Like a wet sack of meat
Howdy y'all! I've decided to not apologize for the lengthy absence of art being posted, but I'm still sorry anyhow. This image is the continuation from the last post: a battle at the bottom between Red Bee and Arm-fall-off Boy, two c-list DC Comic characters. I've always imagined that AFOB would have to wet drooly stumps to lubricate his arms. And getting smacked by one would have the same effect as being hit by a dog-slobbered ham. Enjoy
Labels:
Arm-Fall-Off-Boy,
DC Comics,
Lame heroes fight,
Red Bee,
Superheroes
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Apiary Avenger
Dressed in a flimsy blouse, mask and striped tights, The Red Bee uses a stinger gun and trained bees to fight crime. His secret weapon: a bee named Michael he keeps in a secret compartment in his belt buckle. Somewhere Batman is laughing, brandishing his utility belt.
Friday, October 15, 2010
BIGGEST LOSERS - Superhero Style
Thunderdome is back with a vengeance!! This time the challengers are not your regular A-team, B-team............or even D-team superheroes for that matter. We have covered the galaxy far and wide to bring you two of the most pathetic heroes of all time. May I present to you Arm-Fall-Off-Boy!
Friday, December 18, 2009
Partially cloudy with a chance of lightsaber
Time to prepared to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Darth Cthulhu has the power to cloud men's minds and make inky, which makes it tough to sense those force disturbances. Not blanching!
Labels:
Digital,
digital painting,
Light Saber,
Photoshop,
Science Fiction,
Sith,
Star Wars
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Sith 2.0 - Darth Meduscious
My quick 60 minute version of a sith went from a very Borg like appearance to a more Medusa like apperance. I was unhappy with what I had, so quickly erased and came up with this. Cthulhu Sith beware!!
Labels:
digital painting,
Photoshop,
Sith,
Sketch,
Star Wars
Design a Sith while you wait!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Finally the Finale.....Cryptid Conclusion
Laying in his primeval shelter for months now......come on cryptids get hang nails too! Barmanu finally emerges to fight after his long cold silence. Within him is a fury that is unleashed. AghGHHHH.....BARMANU!!!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Cryptid Clash
How did they find themselves face to face when their territories are half a world apart? It's wild man versus devil. While the wild man is smaller than a Yeti, it still has considerable strength. When found off and grappling in the air, only one can persist while the other suffers gravity's dominion.
Labels:
ape,
Barmanou,
Barmanu,
Battle,
cryptid,
digital painting,
Jersey Devil,
primate,
Wild Man
Thursday, April 9, 2009
BBB - Barmanu Battle Boy
Friday, April 3, 2009
Welcome to the Pine Barrens
Forgive my long absense due to my search for the strange and unknown in parts far and away. Pictured above is a fantastical illustration of the Jersey Devil. Is it the Leed's family cursed hellspawn? A long extinct flying dinosaur? The Sandhill crane? A Hammerhead bat? A Great horned owl? Who knows? But Beware. Mr. Shear, I await your worst.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Modern Monster Melee
Mr. Shear and I each will be picking a cryptozoological creature (or cryptid) or a modern monster of legend and then pit them in battle against each other. This is for creatures from a more modern era (i.e. reported in newspapers or other modern media). With cryptids it seem like there's more of a possibility of them being real while monsters of urban legend are much less so. Some monsters may fit into either category ("Bigfoot" or "Nessie" for example). In the end, I think something more unreal is much more fun to render ... and rend asunder.
Labels:
cryptid,
Cryptozoology,
legendary monster,
modern monster,
Urban Legend
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Battle Down Below
This battle is long overdue, so it's going to be down and dirty, in the sewer. Sure, Clayface may look a bit more like doody instead of clay. Or maybe a little shiny, like my lower intestines. Purely unintentional. But it does add to the atmosphere, doesn't it? It's the battle down below (in my pants -- Thanks H. Birdman), just like when I have tacos from the local street cart.
Friday, July 25, 2008
KG BEAST
Monday, July 14, 2008
Batman Villians: Clayface
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Batman Villian Royale
Friday, July 4, 2008
Charge of the General!
General George is #1 in the history books and #1 on the mat for a reason. He throws some serious SMACK down on the Electric Benjamin giving him a throat full of mister pretty.
Labels:
Benjamin Franklin,
Digital,
Fight,
George Washington,
Painter X,
Photoshop,
Smackdown,
Wrestling,
WWE
Schooled on the Virtues
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Founding Fathers Freedom Smackdown
In celebration for the upcoming Independence Day holiday, it's time for two of our founding fathers to grapple for liberty, pro-wrestling style. In one corner, General, first President of the United States and cherry tree assassin, gorgeous George! In the other corner, author, printer, inventor, the lord of lightning, the renaissance man, my gout buddy, brutal Benjamin! Ding!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
IRON MAN Battle -- MARK I Cannonball
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Titular Titans Tussle Toe-to-Toe!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Mark I movie armor
Friday, May 9, 2008
Mark III Early 90's
Monday, May 5, 2008
Armor Awesomeness
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Even wandering probes need love...
Yes, it's not outside the realm of possibilities that the Salt Vampire could trick NOMAD for a while. Maybe taking the form of an old fling, Darlene 413 (codename SEXYHOBO), dazzling his sensors. After realizing he was being probed a little too roughly, NOMAD would sterilize the biological imperfection. Shortly after, NOMAD would analyze that it felt love with a biological imperfection and would initiate self-sterilization. THE END.
Pure Salt Logic
Pulling out one from the classic Jame T. Kirk playbook....the salt sucker uses that ever handy shape shifting ability to bring Mr. Smartypants down to his invisible knees.
Labels:
Digital,
NOMAD,
Painter X,
Painting,
Robots,
Salt Sucker,
Science Fiction,
Star Trek
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Can I Have More Salt Please?
Friday, April 4, 2008
Enter NOMAD
Star Trek Creature Challenge: Sure, he's all STERILIZE this and STERILIZE that, but I think with his knowledge and smart 60s retro look, he belongs behind a wetbar. He looks like a martini shaker after all. Maybe Kirk would have kept him around a little longer if he had picked up some new skills. At any rate, the precursor to V'ger should be able to give any Star Trek creature a run for his money.
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