Monday, August 1, 2011

Like a wet sack of meat


Howdy y'all! I've decided to not apologize for the lengthy absence of art being posted, but I'm still sorry anyhow. This image is the continuation from the last post: a battle at the bottom between Red Bee and Arm-fall-off Boy, two c-list DC Comic characters. I've always imagined that AFOB would have to wet drooly stumps to lubricate his arms. And getting smacked by one would have the same effect as being hit by a dog-slobbered ham. Enjoy

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Apiary Avenger


Dressed in a flimsy blouse, mask and striped tights, The Red Bee uses a stinger gun and trained bees to fight crime. His secret weapon: a bee named Michael he keeps in a secret compartment in his belt buckle. Somewhere Batman is laughing, brandishing his utility belt.

Friday, October 15, 2010

BIGGEST LOSERS - Superhero Style


Thunderdome is back with a vengeance!!   This time the challengers are not your regular A-team, B-team............or even D-team superheroes for that matter.  We have covered the galaxy far and wide to bring you two of the most pathetic heroes of all time.  May I present to you Arm-Fall-Off-Boy!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Partially cloudy with a chance of lightsaber

Time to prepared to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Darth Cthulhu has the power to cloud men's minds and make inky, which makes it tough to sense those force disturbances. Not blanching!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Darth Meduscious - Blanch at thy coming!

Darth Meduscious........a name of fear and dread that has spread it's way across the reaches of the galaxy, like a virus, like a plague. And now that plague has intersected the path of Darth Cthulhu!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sith 2.0 - Darth Meduscious

My quick 60 minute version of a sith went from a very Borg like appearance to a more Medusa like apperance. I was unhappy with what I had, so quickly erased and came up with this. Cthulhu Sith beware!!

Design a Sith while you wait!



Mr. Shear and I cranked out some quick sith designs in 60 minutes. Meet Darth Cthulhu, more squid than man. Able to cloud men's minds and senses with inky blackness. Mr. Shear?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Finally the Finale.....Cryptid Conclusion

Laying in his primeval shelter for months now......come on cryptids get hang nails too! Barmanu finally emerges to fight after his long cold silence. Within him is a fury that is unleashed. AghGHHHH.....BARMANU!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Cryptid Clash

How did they find themselves face to face when their territories are half a world apart? It's wild man versus devil. While the wild man is smaller than a Yeti, it still has considerable strength. When found off and grappling in the air, only one can persist while the other suffers gravity's dominion.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

BBB - Barmanu Battle Boy


From a long list of possible cryptid challengers I choose for myself a warrior from the Shishi-kuh valley in Pakistan.......the dreaded Barmanu! Jersey Devil BEWARE!!!!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Welcome to the Pine Barrens

Forgive my long absense due to my search for the strange and unknown in parts far and away. Pictured above is a fantastical illustration of the Jersey Devil. Is it the Leed's family cursed hellspawn? A long extinct flying dinosaur? The Sandhill crane? A Hammerhead bat? A Great horned owl? Who knows? But Beware. Mr. Shear, I await your worst.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Modern Monster Melee

Mr. Shear and I each will be picking a cryptozoological creature (or cryptid) or a modern monster of legend and then pit them in battle against each other. This is for creatures from a more modern era (i.e. reported in newspapers or other modern media). With cryptids it seem like there's more of a possibility of them being real while monsters of urban legend are much less so. Some monsters may fit into either category ("Bigfoot" or "Nessie" for example). In the end, I think something more unreal is much more fun to render ... and rend asunder.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

EAT DIRT!

Master of weapons, ninja special, assassin extreme......they don't add up to much when a two ton clay monster makes play doh on your face.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Battle Down Below

This battle is long overdue, so it's going to be down and dirty, in the sewer. Sure, Clayface may look a bit more like doody instead of clay. Or maybe a little shiny, like my lower intestines. Purely unintentional. But it does add to the atmosphere, doesn't it? It's the battle down below (in my pants -- Thanks H. Birdman), just like when I have tacos from the local street cart.

Friday, July 25, 2008

KG BEAST


He's Russian. He's deadly, a master of weapons, and just plain mean. Oh mister Clay Face, you will be like putty in my hands, and I will shatter you like clay!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Batman Villians: Clayface

In honor of the new Batman movie, this challenge is to pick a villain from the rogues' gallery to do battle. I choose you Clayface! Who knows what shape I'll assume to pummel Jared's choice into oblivion? Give me a hug!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Batman Villian Royale


For the next battle, two of the most vile and criminally insane villains from Batman's vast gallery of rogues will go toe to toe in the FANBOY THUNDERDOME!

Friday, July 4, 2008

Charge of the General!

General George is #1 in the history books and #1 on the mat for a reason. He throws some serious SMACK down on the Electric Benjamin giving him a throat full of mister pretty.

Schooled on the Virtues

While Ben Franklin was a scientist and philospher, he sometimes turned to his greatest assets, his twin muskets -- he called temperance and tranquility -- to debate a point. Feel the savagery of the wild turkey!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Generals In The House

Look at my pretties!....you will feel the cold steel of American Justice!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Founding Fathers Freedom Smackdown

In celebration for the upcoming Independence Day holiday, it's time for two of our founding fathers to grapple for liberty, pro-wrestling style. In one corner, General, first President of the United States and cherry tree assassin, gorgeous George! In the other corner, author, printer, inventor, the lord of lightning, the renaissance man, my gout buddy, brutal Benjamin! Ding!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

IRON MAN Battle -- MARK I Cannonball

After letting the Mark I tickle him with flame throwers and his other accouterments, the Mark III flies him up to the stratosphere.......and drops him.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Titular Titans Tussle Toe-to-Toe!

Instead of depicting the Mark III armor soundly trouncing the gray, movie armor, this layout was ripped from an old-timey Marvel comics battle pose. Feel the power!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Mark I movie armor

I picked the Mark I armor from the movie. The great thing about this armor is it captures the look of the gray armor in the comics, but looks like it was hastily put together from anything they could find. As far as it being a challenge against other armor, well...

Friday, May 9, 2008

Mark III Early 90's

I donned the Mark III Early 90's version of the suit used in Armor Wars II. Iron Man has so many cool suits, but I always come back to the classic red and gold.....and for me, Armor Wars II had me hooked.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Armor Awesomeness

To celebrate the new movie, the challenge is to pick your favorite Iron Man armor, from comics or movie, draw it and do battle against the apposing armor the next week. The art above is a cover from the first Iron Man comic I read when I was a kid. I was hooked after that.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Even wandering probes need love...


Yes, it's not outside the realm of possibilities that the Salt Vampire could trick NOMAD for a while. Maybe taking the form of an old fling, Darlene 413 (codename SEXYHOBO), dazzling his sensors. After realizing he was being probed a little too roughly, NOMAD would sterilize the biological imperfection. Shortly after, NOMAD would analyze that it felt love with a biological imperfection and would initiate self-sterilization. THE END.

Pure Salt Logic


Pulling out one from the classic Jame T. Kirk playbook....the salt sucker uses that ever handy shape shifting ability to bring Mr. Smartypants down to his invisible knees.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Can I Have More Salt Please?


A deadly shape shifting creature that feeds off salt....could be your lover, could be your friend, could even be your old country doctor.....but when you feel those suckers, SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Enter NOMAD


Star Trek Creature Challenge: Sure, he's all STERILIZE this and STERILIZE that, but I think with his knowledge and smart 60s retro look, he belongs behind a wetbar. He looks like a martini shaker after all. Maybe Kirk would have kept him around a little longer if he had picked up some new skills. At any rate, the precursor to V'ger should be able to give any Star Trek creature a run for his money.